Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Gay Item of the Week
Today's Gay Item of the Day: cell phone holsters. I fucking hate these things. When I see a guy walking around with a cell phone clipped to his belt I want to kick him in the teeth. WTF? Memo: a cell phone holster makes you look neither cool nor important. It makes you look like a cock eating douchebag. What's that you ask? What could be worse? I'll tell you what: the holsters that are little leather things that flip open, like it's carrying your fucking phone like a fucking Kangaroo. Are you fucking kiding me? If you weren't the biggest pussy ever you are now. THAT'S WHY MEN'S PANTS HAVE POCKETS! Use them jerk off.
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I'd like to stick up for these cock eating douchebags as most of these gentlemen are in my field. I don't personally wear the phone holster but I get it. First, most smart phones aren't exactly small and pocket sized. Second, people are paying upwards to $500 dollars for these phones so I can understand why they would want to protect their investment. I'm getting a blackberry as my next phone and just for you I plan on getting the holster, flip style. Respect the nerds!
Smart phones/PDA phones might get grandfathered in here. I'm talking your run of the mill cell phone. I can't wait to kick you in the nuts while you worry about protecting your Blackberry. You get a pink one.
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